A landscape gardener was telling me about this new obsession for men to have a Hollywood wax - EVERY bit of hair removed! Apparently modern girls will not stand for the old brillo pad look on their man. Swim shorts that look like a bunch of seaweed has got trapped in your trunks is sooo wrong! Men everywhere are being pressured to go smooth like their girlfriends. He told me that in the past his girlfriend, a” landscape gardener”, has used her creative talents to produce many different forms of topiary to enhance his willy. Today’s modern girl is fed up having to take part in a bushtucker trial every time she has an intimate moment with her fella. The growing popularity for the back, sack and crack wax has surpassed the short back and sides that was the bread and butter of a traditional barber’s, forcing these chapels of masculinity into male grooming salons. Personally I needed some convincing to say the least, but as he so eloquently put it to me, “The Ultimate Hollywood wax is the dogs boll**cks”.
The Ultimate He-Wax treatments can now offer ‘pejazzling’, which is exactly what it sounds like. Similar to women's vajazzling, patterns such as stars and dolphins, are created on the skin using crystals. Men can have their favourite football team logo or decorative ivy curling around their willy.
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