Top ten things I hated about 2011

1. We are all in this together.
2. We inherited this mess.
3. TOWIE gets a BAFTA.
4. Vajazzle. Holesale redecoration of a twat.
5. Superinjuction, which is shorthand for "rich,egotistical twat caught shagging"?
6. Pippa Middleton's arse.
7. The euro. How can we be out of something we were never in.
8. Phone hacking.
9. Pensions.
10. Channel 5 saves Big Brother.