Queen's Diamond Jubilee

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-15134074

I love these old photo's of the Queen. Cecil Beaton's photographs are part of an exhibition at the V&A.

Tintin 2

Harry Potter Levitating Wisdom Wand

This Harry Potter levitating wisdom wand can be used to find complete serenity . I keep it in a wand satchel and give it regular rubbing with pixie dust.

Cold Spell

Harry Potter Levitating Blackthorn Wand

This 14" Blackthorn wand is known for its size which makes it perfect for delivering a perfect spell. Polishing the wand at a regular intervals will provide the charm needed to get the best results.

Top ten things I hated about 2011

1. We are all in this together.
2. We inherited this mess.
3. TOWIE gets a BAFTA.
4. Vajazzle. Holesale redecoration of a twat.
5. Superinjuction, which is shorthand for "rich,egotistical twat caught shagging"?
6. Pippa Middleton's arse.
7. The euro. How can we be out of something we were never in.
8. Phone hacking.
9. Pensions.
10. Channel 5 saves Big Brother.