Distortion of the Portion
By
Timberwolf
A Distortion of the portion
Is an amazing sight to see?
A true display of beauty
I’m sure you will agree
A distraction of the expansion
Shows a beacon of delight
Best seen in hibernation
All curled up nice & tight
A correction of the extension
Makes it firm without a wobble
No planning permission required
For this extended knobble
A caution of the proportion
Creates an illusion draped in bling
Protection not infection
For this banana sling
We love the tighty whities
As they break all the rules
Just the perfect fitting
For the family jewels
These are boxers not Budgie Smugglers, but I’m sure the one on the right must be hiding a pink cockatoo.
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